my matthew

He is the sexiest, smartest, most attractive person to ever live. He belongs to a girl named morgan :) he is the sweetest person youll ever meet and youll always want to talk to him. (he also has a big dick ) I love you mi amor.
My matthew is mine forever, he will always carry my heart with him, and i will always carry his.
by MatthewsProperty September 11, 2022
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Nevaeh Matthews

LITERAL CLOWN. She sucks at lots of
stuff. 🤡🤡👹👹
Nevaeh Matthews is a clown. (this is a joke if u found this your special )💗
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Nevaeh Matthews

CLOWN 🤡 she is so dumb and sucks at math 👹👹 (this is a joke if u found this you are special
Nevaeh Matthews is a CLOWN
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Matthew Carvalho

Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.
Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.
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Matthew macdonald

Matthew macdonald is not green
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Matthew Smiles

A dude who got solod by a pillar
“You know Matthew Smiles?” “Yeah i heard he died to a pillar
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