Joke

An example

Person1:Wanna joke?
Person2:A joke?
Person1:Yeah.
Person1:A joke
Person2:What's a joke?
Person1:Here's an examp-
Person2:Okay i'm ready
Person1:Knock Knock? Say, Who's there.
Person2:Who's There?
Person1:Interrupting cow! You say interrupting cow who?
Person2:Interrupting co-
Person1:Mooooooooooooo
Person2:Hey I didn't get to finish!
Person1:I know!
Person2: Ohhhhh!

by Mowiam April 18, 2023

joke

my whole entire life

my whole entire life is a joke

by Chris_28 May 3, 2023

Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023

joking aroundabout

Making verbal humor regarding traffic circles.

Safely traversing a rotary is no laughing matter! One should not be "joking aroundabout it" when navigating said dangerous asphalt loop --- total seriousness and concentration are in order there!

by QuacksO May 8, 2023

Broke as a Joke

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.

Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now

by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023

Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

You missed the joke.

You simply missed the joke. This is a bad thing on the social media. Avoiding this mistake is recommended.

Typer 1: Wow that’s not funny. I did not laugh!
Typer 2: But it’s a meme it’s supposed to be funny.
Typer 3: You missed the joke.

by Idk just someone January 18, 2023