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New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024
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Jersey Shore Challenge

A Jersey Shore Drinking Game in which the participants take 1 shot every commercial break during an episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are every 6-7 minutes typically.
Bryan: "I issue you a Jersey Shore Challenge!"
Josh: "Challenge accepted!"

Meathead1: "Bro I got so hammered last night"
Meathead2: "What'd you go to Karma?"
Meathead1: "Nah, it was a Jersey Shore Challenge night"
by Jew-boi May 6, 2012
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Jersey

Jersey is really kind and beautiful.
No cap but a jersey is cuteeeeeeee
by Hdhdhhdhcneh June 10, 2020
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Cast of the jersey shore

Have you seen the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Yeah bro, they're spastics
And Goofy Ah too!
by BADUSSYCLUSSYPUSSYSLAYER69 October 26, 2022
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Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022
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New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.
(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.
by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019
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Jersey Girl

a woman whose power should never be underestimated.
—a girl with fire in her veins and zero tolerance for bullshit.
—loud, loyal, and lethal.
—raised on sarcasm and traffic, she’s the kind of girl you cross once.
Jersey made her tough, life made her mean—don’t test either.”
“A Jersey Girl’s got nails sharp enough to pop your ego and a stare that could end a career.”
by ug123 May 9, 2025
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