I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

Jelly Kwon

Jelly Kwon, a.k.a. my mother from another grandmother, is a great person who has a thing for dads and married men.

I liked this girl, but turns out she likes older married men... guess she's a Jelly Kwon.

by mk96782 September 21, 2018

Jelly

ˈjelē
noun
1.
a short form of 'jealous', a state in which someone is beyond envy
verb
1.
the action of inserting a flaccid penis, through jiggling, down a woman's throat, related to jamming

Chad: "I totally jelliedCynthia last night!"
Jake: "Noice jelly, my brotha!"

by Tyrantosaurus Rekt May 12, 2016

Jelly roll

To continue to drink alcohol the morning after a night of being intoxicated.

We jelly rolled so I did not get a hangover .

by Lul3 March 31, 2016

Jelly

Atsushis personal urinal….Someone that it’s really easy to click with there’s never been an awkward moment with her even tho i was scared of her at the start…. but that’s whatever guys. Always feel like i can talk abt anything with u even tho u talk EVERY. DAY. any atsushis stinky feet. But that’s what makes you, you and we love you that way. Even tho i can’t say much since we haven’t know eachother since forever i know how important you’ve been to me in such a little time even tho id hate to admit it you guys make me feel so much better in days were im really down. Always make me laugh with ur dumb shit. And when ur super famous and rich and say hi to everyone at every corner of a con bc everyone wants ur autograph because ur super super famous im gonna be right there selling it for money 🫶🫶🫶 thank u for being my friend ur one of the sigmaest things of this year. And just know im always here for you even if some other people aren’t you always have a place with us. I CANT WAIT TO HANGOUT N BEAT U AT UNO GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR W UR ASS😈😈😈 i love u sigma thankies for being friendsies 🫶🫶

there’s som weird person talking about atsushies feet bro what the flip

WOAH ITS MY SIGMA TWIN JELLY!!!!

by Ghostwashere December 22, 2024

Jelli

Josh and Leselie have an amazing relationship. Josh was stolen away from me, his sweet lips, big dick and thicc forearms, he is so strong yet so masculine. Leselie is pretty cool and swag lowkey, loves elmo. Best of lucks to their relationship! P.S our groups wants u back for 1 more orgy pls :(

Yo its Jelli over there!

by p$eud0nym October 2, 2022