by dickinarounddickonson January 24, 2015
by Jake Pual October 16, 2019
Bro 1: "Yo bro guess who got down with hella hot chicks last night"
Bro 2: "prolly Jake Heckerson"
Bro 1: "yup"
Bro 2: "figured"
Bro 2: "prolly Jake Heckerson"
Bro 1: "yup"
Bro 2: "figured"
by i post hella hard June 07, 2009
A fat two faced dick riding knob slobber that thinks hes the shit but really has no life, no friends, and is and always will be a virgin.
I was gonna go out later with some friends...Oh wait i dont have any, i guess ill stay inside spank my monkey and do nothing just like Jake J.
by steelerfan412 January 14, 2012
by benji lover March 12, 2018
An inspirational actor. Usualy stars as the misfit teenager who no one understands. He comes from a very talented family. His dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal was a director, his mom made screenplays, and his sister is also an actor. His first film role was in City Slickers with Billy Crystal. And he had his first driving lesson from Paul Newman.
Jake Gyllenhaal co-starred in the good girl with jennifer anniston, and brokeback mountian with heath ledger; and starred in donnie darko, Bubble Boy, and Jarhead (just to name a few). I highly suggest you go watch some of those movies to see what im talking about.
Jake Gyllenhaal co-starred in the good girl with jennifer anniston, and brokeback mountian with heath ledger; and starred in donnie darko, Bubble Boy, and Jarhead (just to name a few). I highly suggest you go watch some of those movies to see what im talking about.
ITS PRONOUNCED JAKE JILL-EN-HALL BITCH!
go watch brokeback mountian with jake gyllenhaal in it
jake gyllenhaal fans call themselves "gyllenhaalics"
go watch brokeback mountian with jake gyllenhaal in it
jake gyllenhaal fans call themselves "gyllenhaalics"
by Nicolex3 March 02, 2006