Jake J

A fat two faced dick riding knob slobber that thinks hes the shit but really has no life, no friends, and is and always will be a virgin.

I was gonna go out later with some friends...Oh wait i dont have any, i guess ill stay inside spank my monkey and do nothing just like Jake J.

by steelerfan412 January 19, 2012

jake paulers

people who need to stop committing suicide and watch some ricegum to cure their disability

jake paulers are stupid they need ricegum

by benji lover March 11, 2018

Jake Gyllenhaal

An inspirational actor. Usualy stars as the misfit teenager who no one understands. He comes from a very talented family. His dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal was a director, his mom made screenplays, and his sister is also an actor. His first film role was in City Slickers with Billy Crystal. And he had his first driving lesson from Paul Newman.

Jake Gyllenhaal co-starred in the good girl with jennifer anniston, and brokeback mountian with heath ledger; and starred in donnie darko, Bubble Boy, and Jarhead (just to name a few). I highly suggest you go watch some of those movies to see what im talking about.

ITS PRONOUNCED JAKE JILL-EN-HALL BITCH!

go watch brokeback mountian with jake gyllenhaal in it

jake gyllenhaal fans call themselves "gyllenhaalics"

by Nicolex3 April 14, 2006

Jake Paul

cancer.

"I got cancer."

'Why?'

"I watched Jake Paul"

by {Planning Homocide In Spandex} September 24, 2017

Jake Smith

The most gay name someone could possibly curse their child with. Jake Smith is such a faggot name and anyone with that name is a retard.

Did you hear what Jake Smith said? He’s such a faggot.

by dicko mode November 11, 2019

Jake face

A boy who is so silly that his sillyness is that of Cat face's from weebls stuff.com.

Girl 1: That's boy is so silly!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend and he's my Jake face. :)
Girl 1: Oh like a Cat Face?
Girl 2: Uh huh, but even more cute.

by Kittylovesherballofwool July 4, 2010

Jake spam

Excess IRC spam due to a shitty connection coupled with multiple disconnects, reconnects, ghost commands, and name changes. Made famous by Swiftswitch's IRC member, `Rage`.

woah man, cut it out with the jake spam!

by punk_r0x3r September 24, 2007