Joke

A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).

Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)

by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020

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Inside Joke

A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(

The inside joke I had with Cheryl was quite funny. I miss Cheryl. :(

by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020

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Joke

Tioga County.....

Have you ever heard something so crazy it makes you go "oh no that must be a joke... Nope it's Tioga county"

by Jokester 88 August 19, 2023

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If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music

And an activist?

Ans: a guy that's quite active.

What a great joke

by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023

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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.

'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'

by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021

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