Shower Squid

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.

Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.

Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!

by Dennis Fraudman December 17, 2018

Turd Shower

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.

Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!

by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012

coffee shower

A golden shower involving only black men.

Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.

by Corporalclegggg January 6, 2015

Brown Shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.

by MrJim December 21, 2018

Shower Pie

To take a shit in a hydraulic decontamination chamber.

"Lets shower pie this motherfucker"

"This man deserves a shower pie"

by undshowerpiepilot. September 28, 2012

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

Shower-Time

When a man or women eats the others arse in the shower

Leanne and sweetpea had a good bit of Shower-Time last night, it was a mess.

by EmuThunder January 13, 2023