ass hat

DEFINITION 1. A person who is greatly hated, mean or dumb.

how to say: say ASS then HAT! if you read this you are ass hat DEFINITION 1

DEFINITION 2. when a person uses ones ass as a hat and sometimes their own ass.

D1. My ass hat friend went to Virginia.

D2. don't use my ass as a ass hat sir!

ass hat: stupid,idiot,hated,dumb,ignorant

by sniper21 June 04, 2010

Nice hat

Used in a conversation/argument as an indirect way of saying “get your head out of your ass it’s not a hat.”

Tim: “I’m the best singer in the world!”

John: “Nice hat.”

Hanna: “(insert racist person) isn’t racist!”

Jess: “Nice hat.”

by thejewnamedchristmas June 21, 2018

i got a hat on

A phrase used for when one person takes a box of triple c pills and then it feels like you got a hat on, but you don't. It's all the blood rushing to your head, real trippy.

Holy shit, I just took a box and a half and it feels like I got a hat on!

by I got a hat on August 08, 2006

red hat cult

The Evil empire founded by Sue Ellen Cooper takes control of older ladies minds by promising them a full life but instead give them cultish red hats. They prance around town in purple moo moo's and red hats. They are known to trample poor unsuspecting people at department stores during sales in their drunken stupor. They are also so into their cult they try to top each other by seeking "red hat" paraphernalia. Red hat shoes, red hat earing, glasses, hair pins, clothes pins, and even red hat underwear. The one that is chosen to be the :"top red hatter" is then sacrificed to their female god SUE ELLEN COOPER or known by her followers SULENPER. Which translates into Evil Goddess of Pain and torture. The sacrifice takes place in a run down building in Kansas City Kansas, their the "women" build a bon fire and dance around it spitting blood and chanting "Red Women we live forever long live SULENPER." Please if you see any of these ladies and trust me you will, turn and run the other way.

Jerry was running into the department store to catch a good deal on the clearance days when a pack of the red hat cult ran over him trampling him under their red hat shoes.

by JGC October 31, 2007

mexican face-hat

an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.

i think i once knew of someone who knew someone who said "mexican face-hat" in his sleep, but i'm not sure.

by jonathan rompf September 08, 2004

Ass Hat Backwards

Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.

"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."

by The lord of the nukems February 23, 2012

perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.

- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal

by Paul Bird January 21, 2011