Skip to main content

gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru
“nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”
by aeseara January 28, 2024
mugGet the gojo cardmug.

get out of hell free card

get out of hell FREE card? YAY?
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 21, 2022
mugGet the get out of hell free cardmug.

like a house of cards

a dumbass phrase that only girls named maddie use
by bzushejwiwiwkwiw January 17, 2018
mugGet the like a house of cardsmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
Person 343: Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
mugGet the Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...mug.

swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.
During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.
by Deezlunch November 14, 2017
mugGet the swipe the cardmug.

Rebound card

The holiday card someone sent you only after they received your holiday card
We sent our Christmas cards out last week. I wonder how many rebound cards we'll get before the 25th?
by Celeritas 13 December 21, 2019
mugGet the Rebound cardmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
mugGet the The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...mug.

Share this definition