A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.
by AmishRakeFighter November 28, 2024
This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins
by Base69 November 24, 2021
by NotPoor January 22, 2021
Unlike an ABG, a Hood Hunnie has the following characteristics:
1. Likes guys with a doo-rag and street cred.
2. are into hardcore rap music a lot more than EDM.
3. Usually from a lower-class family or at least pretend to be.
4. REAL as it gets, tell it to you straight every day of the week (for reference listen to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo).
5. Can get down with you, left, right upside down, inside out, whatever you need Mr. Hood.
6. A Real Friend- someone you want to keep around, unlike them Fake Friends (Reference- "Fake Friends" by Joel Adams)
7. Drinks Boba without the Balls.
8. "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me"
1. Likes guys with a doo-rag and street cred.
2. are into hardcore rap music a lot more than EDM.
3. Usually from a lower-class family or at least pretend to be.
4. REAL as it gets, tell it to you straight every day of the week (for reference listen to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo).
5. Can get down with you, left, right upside down, inside out, whatever you need Mr. Hood.
6. A Real Friend- someone you want to keep around, unlike them Fake Friends (Reference- "Fake Friends" by Joel Adams)
7. Drinks Boba without the Balls.
8. "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me"
Oh shoot ,you met that Hood Hunnie last night? Don't tell your ABG girl she might just jelly and not take you to Coachella next year...
by Breal345 September 13, 2019
A small town in Oregon, by the Columbia river! It’s known for kiteboarding, snowboarding, and other outdoor activities! You are more then likely able to see Mt. Adams and Mt. Hood! The weather can sometimes be very weird and unpredictable. It is taken over by mostly white citizens and latino citizens who believe and act like they are white. It’s attracts many tourists. It is a loving home to many!
Her: “What is Hood River?”
Him: “It’s a awesome place, they have many outdoor activities in the summer!”
Her: “oh wow, I gotta visit Hood River”
Him: “It’s a awesome place, they have many outdoor activities in the summer!”
Her: “oh wow, I gotta visit Hood River”
by Trippiexx February 07, 2019
*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls
person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 14, 2022
A "Tuba Hood" is a young violent teenager between the ages of 12-16 who live near the Toberona Community, "Tuba" is an abbreviation of "Toberona" these "Hoods" enjoy violence,drugs,alcohol and fighting. They are widely known for smashing windows, burning cars, flattening tires , and getting chases of the Local Gardaí Síochana. They are recommend to be avoided by locals and any vistors to the Area.
Person A: Man J-Low punched Lil Jacobs face in last night!
Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.
Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.
by CuhulainMan July 23, 2016