I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

National give a girl your hoodie day

October 7th is the national holiday of giving a girl you like your hoodie

boy: tomorrow is national give a girl your hoodie day, should i give it to jordan?
boy2: yeah man
*the next day*

boy: do you want my hoodie?

girl: omg omg omg yes of course

by sincerely, your mom October 5, 2019

National give away your scrunchie day

September 30 is the day where all females who own scruchies give them away to the opposite gender.

Yo girl! Can I get yo scrunchie for National give away your scrunchie day?

by Emr:) September 26, 2019

give a girl your hoodie day

give that one girl your hoodie whether she has one or not since it’s november 4th

boy: here’s my hoodie

girl: but i already have one

boy: it doesn’t matter, it’s give a girl your hoodie day

by bih please November 4, 2019

National give Ebba a flower day

This is a day where you have to give ebba a flower (celebrated nationally)

“Happy national give Ebba a flower day!”
“Thank you”

by xXWumpusXx December 15, 2021

give me nuggets or say goodbye

This is lyrics from Rick Astleys’s “never gonna give you up” Macdonalds version. just don’t say it in mcdonalds…

You: give me nuggets or say goodbye
Guy at counter: FBI!

Or

Guy at counter: *hands nuggets*

by FishyFrog May 9, 2022