Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.

I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time

by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024

Kiss your girlfriend day

National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!

Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back

by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022

Girlfriend

A female who wants your money and leaves when you become poor.

My girlfriend is a gold digger

by JustADudeOnUrbanDicitionary August 5, 2020

Girlfriend deprived

Not seeing, touching or talking to your girlfriend in so long.

I am so girlfriend deprived I haven’t kissed her in at least an hour

by Kelsey Anne January 7, 2023

Give your girlfriend attention

A day where you don’t IGNORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND and you give her attention

look it’s national give your girlfriend attention day!

by your_nan0 July 5, 2021

Girlfriend

someone who is slay and your bestie

Veronica: omg, hi Jessica!
Jessica: Hi Girlfriend!
Veronica: You look like Elephant Feces and smell like Dead FIsh
Jessica: WHAT THE-

by Jigglypuff2763 November 25, 2023