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Ghost child

When the child is hardly noticed or heard
Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄
by L.M.T.L December 15, 2019
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Ghost FB'Ing

When You Go Online But Stay Offline On Chat, Scroll Through Posts Without Responding, View A Few Pictures, And Signing Out. Essentially Scapegoating Any Contact With Other Users.
-The Example Is A Beyond Obvious, Redundant Restatement Of The Definition, But Alright-

Facebook User: Click Click..Scroll

Facebook User: Huh,How Very Intriguing..

Facebook User: Click Click...Scroll

Facebook User: Must Resist Urge To Post Cryptic Status

Facebook User: *Logs Out

Facebook User:

Yay!!! Now I Feel Better About Myself! How Mesmerizing!
_________________________________________________

Ghost FB'Ing
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by Xeno7365 July 19, 2012
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ghost turkey

Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
by Tomblazer August 13, 2017
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ghost snickers

Man 1: "Bro fam squad i gots dis ghost snickers man"
Man 2: "Noice fam"
by Best Friend Jackson November 8, 2018
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scary ghost

when your partner is giving you a blow job under a sheet then you fart then your partner jumps up with the sheet over there head and screams wildly.
scary ghost has been seen very rarely in some fetish porn
by smurfdaddy October 25, 2012
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Ghost ropes

When you've run out of cum, you shoot ghost ropes instead of actual ropes.
When I jerked off that eighth time, there was nothing left. I was shooting ghost ropes
by Madam Lois December 11, 2020
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Space ghosting

Adding more and more time between texts so a person doesn't realize they're slowly being ghosted.
We used to talk all day every day, then it was every other day, and now it's every 3 days. I think he's space ghosting me.
by Flobird311 November 15, 2019
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