two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017

Special finger

When you are driving in your car and somebody’s being an idiot you give them your special finger more specifically your middle finger

That’s right kids! Your dad Is mad feel free to use your special finger!

by Charbroil5 June 14, 2018

ET Finger

The sex act consisting of fingering one's own faeces covered rectum shortly followed by fingering your partner with said finger until spaff occurs

"James!" Exclaimed Din, "I just gave her an ET Finger!"

by RogleDin November 30, 2018

Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.

Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.

by Callixtunis May 26, 2019

Sticky finger mission

Stealing anything in sight that’s not nailed down.shopliftingTaking anything and everything that’s not yours just for fun.

Girl:You want to go on a s.f.m.

Boy: A what?
Girl: A sticky finger mission

by Eyeloveu September 26, 2019

National Finger Week

This is the week starting October 23rd where guys get to finger girls at least once this week but get unlimited touching, and girls get to do anything they want to the guy EXCEPT finger them and if the year ends in an Odd number this week turns to until the end of the school year.

Omg it’s national finger week
Be careful John you are gonna get some

by Ollyoxenfree October 16, 2019

National Finger Blasting Day

April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day

This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.

Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?

Person 2: No that’s gross!

Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.

Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.

by Stop Cappin April 26, 2020