Ethan

A fat fucking hippo that is the definition of gayness

Ethan is gay

by Redead666 May 15, 2019

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Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019

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a fat nigga that moan when he eat. he also ugly and all his shirts too small for him they cropped

ethan ugly asf

by tehehehe05 September 15, 2019

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Makes banging ravioli and is mediocre at mini golf

Don't be an Ethan

by Indian beads September 17, 2019

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his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 18, 2019

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