dizzy donut

We all have dealt with this annoying, test of patience. The dizzy donut is what we see in the middle of the computer screen while we are left in limbo, waiting for these fast computers to catch up with our powerful human brains.

The creator of the "dizzy donut " needed something to complete his software, thanks to his dog chasing it's tale that day, to inspire him.

by ☆RAVEN357☆ March 8, 2024

donut

what gordon ramsey calls you when your food is absolutely disgusting

YOU DONUT! THIS IS MORE PAINFUL TO EAT THAN CHOCOLATE-COVERED PORCUPINE SPIKES!

by GoodProgrammer March 14, 2024

Jelly donut

When you eat a girl out on her period

Him: can I eat it tonight? 😏

Her: No.. I’m on my thing…sorry😞

Him: Don't be sorry, I’m down for a jelly donut if you are 😏

by Kingston stone March 22, 2024

Moldy Donut

The Moldy Donut is a sex position in which you have to engage in missionary because that bitches asshole is stinky af.

Person 1: "Damn bru I finally got with that Latina last night"
Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"

by Craigs ankle moniter March 28, 2024

No donut matter ndm

Is a nlm parody where you smash donuts.

No donut matter ndm fucking shit food Wasters

by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026

Donut Discount

The act of aggressively negotiating a lower price despite being fully able (and willing) to pay full price — purely for the thrill of the deal.

Synonyms: deal gremlin, bargain flex, coupon warrior, The Nickel Squeeze, Deal Dopamine

The neighbor girl only charging $1 for lemonade, but I talked her down to .25 and went full Donut Discount — just to unlock a NEW Achievement: Tiny Tyrant & Lemonade Legend

Usage note: Not about saving money — it’s about winning and mastering your ability.

by Jagreasey February 15, 2026

Eat your donut

The act of eating someone's anus.

"I wanna eat your donut, jenny."

by Therealjonathandavis February 16, 2026