Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.

Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!

by Brandon Zheng April 8, 2011

Frogman’s disease

The reason given when a very tactical alpha male (i.e. Navy Seals “Frogmen,” federal agents, special forces, & fighter pilots), only have daughters.

Yeah! I have the frogman’s disease. No sons, just four daughters.

by Tyr Actual November 28, 2021

Sloth Disease

A disease that makes you obsess with sloths to the point that you keep screaming the word sloth every hour.

Tom loves sloths due to sloth disease

by Elite Green August 24, 2017

FMTM Disease

A very rare disorder that causes the male penis to enlarge by an inch every night

I must have FMTM Disease cause every time I measure it's an inch bigger!

by Crazyguy9976 July 21, 2014

Udler Disease

Wearing too many graphic tees, hanging w too many girls, calm, luh, too chill, friends w too many people.

I have a dirty case of “Udler Disease”

by Udler disease unh October 29, 2023

Minesheimer's Disease

When one's brain is so crowded with academic information that it interferes with everyday mental functions, especially speaking.

Jen: Hey Maddie!
Maddie: What?
Jen: ...
Maddie: What?!
Jen: Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say. I have Minesheimer's Disease

by DubyaDubyaDos March 3, 2011

budspair disease

This disease has many symptoms. All symptoms of this disease mimic being bipolar and being psychotic. If you run into someone who has budspair disease, they will most definitely live in indiana and will most definitely have no life, no job and live with their parents. They obsess over average, low par men and will stop at nothing to defend what they call a "relationship".

Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease, she had to be spayed and then put down for the sake of the sane world.

by bipolarandluvinit October 25, 2006