Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.

I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.

by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...

Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?

by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019

Rockstar disease

Rockstar disease is an illness of the soul and mind. Those most likely to develop it are celebrities or singers who are not as famous as the top stars. Rockstar disease seldom affects those with high status as these people know their influence, are confident in their skills, and acknowledge they would not have gone as far as they did if their fans hadn't believed in them. In contrast, lower-class stars do not, thus developing a superiority complex. They regard media, fans, family, and friends as mere human beings, while they believe they are God. Nobody likes celebrities with rockstar disease, and it never takes long for people to discover that their favourite person has changed into some monster. Rockstar disease always shows through. And it is dangerous—both to the celebrity and those that love them.

Example 1: Hey, I think Kevin has rockstar disease.
Example 2: So you've noticed?? Been telling you that for years. Fame changed him.

by firestarismylove June 29, 2022

Gamer Disease

Symptoms:

rarely going outside,

only leaving your bedroom for food or drinks

and gains mass amounts of rage over petty things such as not getting all the big coins in mario.

" You need t go outside and socialize with people face to face or you will get gamer disease"

by 1ykos June 27, 2020

Morbius disease

A condition that occurs after talking about morbius too much.

Symptoms include: diabetes, coughing up blood, repeating the sentence “it’s morbin time”, and animorphing into morbius.

“Dang jack has diabetes cause of his serious case of morbius disease.”

by Morbian_317 June 8, 2022

whore disease

can’t keep tongue in mouth

that miya atsumu definitely has whore disease

by winning at life September 16, 2021

Thelap's Disease

The compulsive disorder of chatting shit for absolutely no reason. Perhaps for oneself's entertainment purposes, sometimes it just comes up and when it does it's unstoppable.

Hey man you're chatting so much shit, i think you've got Thelap's disease

by hmmidk321 August 21, 2017