Chonged at the family dinner

When you come home from blazing fat doobies and getting mega chonged you realise your whole family is over and they are having the family dinner while you are super chonged and your grandma says to you, “JOSH! Stop getting super chonged for the family dinner.”

Josh you need to stop getting ultra chonged at the family dinner

by The God of Many. September 3, 2023

fool's dinner

The college hall dinner on the same night as scholar's dinner at a Cambridge College.

Too bad we can't eat with John tonight, we've got fool's dinner

by sylvestre le gender August 17, 2024

20 eggs often my dinner

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.

Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff

by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023

Drinks Became Dinner

When you're urinating and suddenly have the urge to poo

Credit: CM

Dude 1: You were in the there for a while, I thought you were just going for a piss

Dude 2: I was but drinks became dinner

by Xylevan October 6, 2024

What's for dinner?

Answering this question could possibly solve one of the hardest question among the 7 Millennium Prize Problems, P vs NP. More simply said, is solving a question as easy as checking the answers? Other NP problems include Sudoku, Minesweeper and Roblox, but "What's for dinner?" is one of the most puzzling questions among the NP problems, within it lies the balance of satisfaction and simplicity, wealth and health, and possibly getting you out of a life or death situation.

Or you could just skip dinner.

A: Hey B, what's for dinner?
B: Chick-fil-A?
A: It's Sunday.

by mrqwerty112358 November 6, 2024

Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

Steak's Dinner Party

A discord server that belongs to a youtuber called "Steak" or "Steakwad".

Person 1: The Steak's Dinner Party discord is so cool!\
Person 2: Yeah i agree with you

by ThatsIt646 January 6, 2025