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Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)
Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!
by @fuckyoubitch June 21, 2020
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Novi Christian Academy

Ohhhhh boy where do I start with this monstrosity
Person 1: "I got a detention for going with my friend in the elevator"
Person 2: "I feel bad. What school does this?"
Person 1: "Novi Christian Academy"
by ChadTurtleKid587 October 18, 2021
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Christian side hug

To engage in anal sex while spooning in order to maintain one's virginity.
We're waiting until we're married . . . but that doesn't stop us from a little Christian side hugging!
by Gimme that Christian side hug November 25, 2009
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Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.
How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp
by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015
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Jewish-Christian Hanukkah

Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.
Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
by Shlomoh Geffen December 27, 2006
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