Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)

Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!

by @fuckyoubitch June 21, 2020

providence christian academy

lame school

providence christian academy sucks

by onssnjsj September 11, 2021

friendship christian school

racism breeding ground

friendship christian school likes homophobia

by hotb!itch September 1, 2021

Christian kvarts brød

Truls' favorite bread. Works well with strawberry jam and banos.

Kvarts brød hater: I'm gonna steal your Christian kvarts brød.
Truls: *whips out gun* No u

by the_polish_kid April 15, 2021

Novi Christian Academy

Ohhhhh boy where do I start with this monstrosity

Person 1: "I got a detention for going with my friend in the elevator"
Person 2: "I feel bad. What school does this?"
Person 1: "Novi Christian Academy"

by ChadTurtleKid587 October 18, 2021

Christian side hug

To engage in anal sex while spooning in order to maintain one's virginity.

We're waiting until we're married . . . but that doesn't stop us from a little Christian side hugging!

by Gimme that Christian side hug November 25, 2009

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015