Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Whistling choc chips

To follow through with a fart and soil yourself

“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

The Lord’s Chips

The term Nacho Libre gives to the tortilla chips for the homeless that are stolen.

“These are the Lord’s chips!”

by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019

Jaws Runs Like A Chainsaw

(1) To be very talkative
(2) A busybody
(3) A gossiper are a rumor spreader

Wendy Williams jaws runs like a chainsaw

by EmJayee January 28, 2020

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Move Some Chairs

Move Some Chairs means to fight.

Cherry,”Ay bruh lemme get a taste of them junie cakes.”
Joe,” Hol up, you ain’t touchin ’ my junie cakes. You trynna move some chairs?”

by Nigger whipper 69 420 May 15, 2020

Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020