Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.

Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.

by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010

canada

the worst place ever <3333

i hate canada. they dont have caprisun

by carolsnova June 28, 2022

Canada

A place where if you die, nobody knows if you will die in real life.

If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?

by Bbb23’s left testicle October 27, 2023

Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.

Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

Oh Canada

What Canada's girlfriend Holland says during sex

"Oh Canada, glorious and free, true patriots love you"

by Royal Scorpion of the North May 15, 2018

Canada's History

Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.

The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.

by snarkandawe February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...

Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.

by lord brownington February 4, 2010