bum puddle

A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.

After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.

by DJ Molar 5 August 21, 2011

Bum Drum

A game where two guys put a drumstick up their asses and fight with them. The first to have their drum stick fall out gets it wiped under their nose.

This game was shown in the movie Dirty Sanchez.

*2 Guys play a game of bum drum*
*Guy 1 Wins!*
Guy 1: Muhahahaha, i win
*Whipes shitty drum stick under guy 2's nose*
Guy 2: Oh Shit, that's horrible

by Derek Troke November 13, 2007

Bum Runner

A drink made by someone homeless, or soon to be homeless, combining at least 10+ different drinks that have been removed from a garbage can in a party district.

Also known amongst the homeless community as a "Sidewalk Sleeper", this is semi-common activity in Bourbon Street, New Orleans, LA.

The homeless guy made a Bum Runner on Bourbon Street as tourists laughed and photographed him in the act.

by Brandon "Batman" Green June 15, 2011

bum beanie

when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.

(guy is parked at a green light)
driver behind - (beeps horn) stop wearing your bum beanie!

by natnatnat_ April 14, 2008

bum dump

When a Police Officer drops a homeless person off in another town to eliminate the problems he has caused in his town.

"Shades" was pissing people off in the mall so I bum dumped him on the west side.

by mister delicious January 9, 2008

bum towel

A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.

The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.

Did you just use my bum towel to wash your face? You just got my fecal matter all up in your grill.

by sharpchef March 23, 2015

bum bread

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

by fleat101 July 11, 2011