jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

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Boot

boot is an glamorous synonym for penis. if you want to use table etiquette but need to explain what ya got up to in the weekend, just replace cock with boot.

Get some boot in ya

by smashbox69 July 29, 2011

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Tiny boots

The head of science teacher who is also the head of the Christian union.

Fuck! Why is tiny boots bringing this up in the middle of stochiometry

by Science learner January 1, 2022

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boot gay

A gay with a boot fetish. A gay that has a boot fetish.

Am I boot gay or shoe gay?

by Jelvin R Tesfaye November 29, 2024

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sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.

Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots

by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022

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Talking boots

Verb.1) To flirt with one another

Ex.1) "Hey have you seen my boyfriend!?"
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."

Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*

by Just trying to dream March 16, 2021

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