the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),
Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?
Jerry: Yah, she already is.
Bob: How do you know?
Jerry: because we're house-booking!
Jerry: Yah, she already is.
Bob: How do you know?
Jerry: because we're house-booking!
by frigg August 30, 2009

The business end of the phone book
by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT
Benny; Hey Danny what are books
Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
by Really long words February 3, 2018

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020

it is a BOOK
"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm man you seeeee that fine looking book."
"ya hommie i want to read it so much"
"ya hommie i want to read it so much"
by wewwwewewewewwewew December 10, 2018
