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Gamer Girl Period Blood 

it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted and decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.

Tiger blood 

It's when you've got the HIV . . .
Did you hear about Dennis? Turns out he went to the doctor and he's got tiger blood.
Tiger blood by jtothedrizzle January 24, 2016

bad blood 

Was a euphenism in the deep south for syphilis
"My brotha' has bad blood. He don't get no betta'.
bad blood by chalk757 July 28, 2004

fake blood 

Can't be trusted or lies about everything freaks out over smallest things. Dumbass whore. who lies to make others feel bad.
Wow shes such a fake blood
fake blood by Fakeassbloodsarah December 1, 2016

r u crip or blood 

"r u crip or blood" is a question (technically not a question; there's no question mark) used by illiterate wanna-be-gangsters who participate in on-line beef battles.
iREP The Truthe says: yo
I GOT DAT GREEN, SZEENN! says: wat
iREP The Truthe says: r u crip or blood
I GOT DAT GREEN, SZEENN! says: yoo im crippin all day yo dun fuk wit me b

anal blood jizz piss fart 

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.
"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

yo blood ! 

its a slang for a "friend"
yo blood wot r u doin 2nite man?
yo blood ! by Anonymous July 27, 2003