Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010

cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.

"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"

by Chinja101 May 18, 2009

Block Buzzard

To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.

"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

block money

Money earned by dealing drugs in poor urban neighborhoods. The dealer stands on the corner of a city block waiting for customers, hence "block".

"...fuck dat rap shit, all this shit is block money...and the only way to get it is to sling raw"
- THE ROC, HOODZ: Stop Snitchin'

by DWarrior March 23, 2008

SPAM Block

To refuse SPAM when offered by another.

I offered him a taste of my SPAM burger three times, but I was SPAM blocked.

by g. gilk October 23, 2007

Aids Block

The act of cock blocking some one for their own good. When some one is over looking the fact the chick they are trying to score with is a major whore and will end up giving them something.

Nick: You owe me i totally Aids Blocked you last night.
Kyle: I know i was to drunk to think, if only you showed up up an hour earlier i think that red head had something.

Nick: The only red head there was my fiancee.
Kyle: My bad.

by Bestevaaa October 27, 2010

The Cock Block

An actual block of wood with the words COCK BLOCK written on it. It is used when a male is talking to a female, and another male walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, sets it down in front of the male and takes over the conversation with the female.... there are several variations of the cock block... "The Pocket Cock-It" (a pocket sized cock block), "The Twat Block" (the female version of the cock block). Developed by college students in Visalia, Ca.

"Talen was talking to this chick when all of a sudden Bryant walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, and sets it down in front of him."

by Sir Pyscho Sexy May 24, 2006