Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

Knowing better than God

It doesn't take much.

Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2024

Boy Beater

A Woman/Girl that doesn't put up with men's sh*t easily.

"Oh no don't try it with her- she's a boy beater.."

by Purged1 December 31, 2024

hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing

Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me

by I might be that guy March 21, 2025

Theatre beater

A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.

Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!

by TMNT SCRAPER March 24, 2025

Master Better

Someone who's great at placing bets; Any bets they place usually come true

A: Man, I'm failing this exam
B: I bet you won't

*some time later*
A: Bro I got the highest marks

B: See I bet you would, I'm the master better

by flowergirl212 August 16, 2025

Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025