bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

bacon and cheese

when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby

person 1 : im sad

person 2 : awh no ba- i mean bacon and cheese its ok
person 3 : oh???

by KingElfo September 24, 2021

cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019

take a nigga bacon we goin live

take a nigga bacon we goin live

"take a nigga bacon we goin live"

by sosatecc June 18, 2022

Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023

booty bitches and bacon

Booty bitches and bacon

Person1: yall i kinda have a taste for booty bitches and bacon?

Person 2: what- whats that?

Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.

Person2: ohh- wait what?!

by leahxxo November 18, 2023