Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

Steakin the bacon

Act of nobbing pussy

"a be steakin the bacon suckaz"

by Quim buzzer December 18, 2017

Bacon

the absolute hottest. If really really good looking than often referred to as sizzling bacon.

Elle: Omg did you see that girl she was so bacon
Brooke: Yes!! I wish i was as bacon as her

by anonymous876491 May 14, 2019

Bacon

The best thing that has been given to mankind by the gods

“mmmm bacon taste good mmm”

by SmolivYeah May 15, 2023

Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019