Coolaslon Jones

an individual male that seeks marriage by the age of 20

My friend is attempting to get married by the age of 20 thus he is known as a Coolaslon Jones or Mr. Jones.

by Mr. Jones20 February 14, 2014

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elijah jones

Omg elijah jones is so handsome

by Malevolent cleave August 18, 2024

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Person 1 : "Is that Morus Jones?"
Person 2 : "No it's Ifan"

by Barry B Bensen December 03, 2021

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Oh you’re such an Ebony Jones

by MrFridayXD December 06, 2019

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A red-headed guy with a high THC tolerance, who is always stoned

Wow look at Puffy! He is so stoned.
Puffy Jones!! What's up??

by harryhti10hi November 21, 2018

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A Welsh business man in the webtoon "Let's Play" He is the main love interest of Samara Young.

Girl 1: "Did you read Let's Play?
Girls 2: "Yeah! Charles Jones is so hot!!"

Girl 1: "I know right?!"

by Morgan Finchelle July 14, 2022

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a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.

Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!

by TheD1ddl3r December 03, 2024

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