australian anal

When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.

My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought

I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.

by Slip.Gypo January 2, 2021

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Anal Flush

When you put your penis in someone’s ass you take a piss in their ass and flush the shit out of their ass

I want to anal flush her ass bro.

by Squidwards Bitch September 20, 2017

anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

Anal ally

A girl who secretly likes anal, is an anal pornstar, and her name is Ally.

Jorge: that short girl on the dance team likes it bareback
Hudson: ya I know, that's why we call her anal ally

by Versace2013 November 14, 2013

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016