{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011
Get the Happy Hour Fingermug. Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
Get the Happy half hourmug. A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.
Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!
by EL_PRO April 8, 2023
Get the Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14mug. 
The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.
I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.
by you got it made August 18, 2011
Get the the ditching hourmug. An extended break taken at any time during the workday that involves drinking, typically with the intention to get "buzzed."
by Lukas Manukas May 13, 2019
Get the Lady Coke Hoursmug. (N) A human of the male gender that refuses to text a female at any time within 24 hours of getting her number.
by Ticaticayeayea April 13, 2015
Get the 24 Hour Guymug.