dylan phoenix

A mother fucking beast that has a gigantic penis. Built asf, tall asf, and can bench more than you. If you try to step up he will sit you right back down.

"Never step up to Dylan Phoenix he will destroy you!"

by jamesbirdchest July 13, 2017

Dylan

The eshay of eshays

You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.

Oi adlay, Dylan is the biggest eshay bah

by dickodavid November 23, 2021

Dylan

huge cock in his pants, and hates every red haired person and is a fucking legand

Dylan is sexy

by get fuckedmg June 8, 2018

Dylan

A sexy beast with very hot brown hair. Makes me wanna act up. Watches anime and porn. Their dads pretty sexy.

Jack: hey do you know Dylan?
Max: Yeah they are such a sexy beast

by HottieCheck March 4, 2022

dylan

dylan is the type of guy to ride a bike because it makes his dick feel good

dylan really loves riding bikes!

by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021

Dylan

He’s a simp

Dylan can be a simp

by Jajdjjdkdkdkwkwkaksksks September 20, 2020

Dylan

The realest nigga out there. Word 2 his muva

Person 1: Yo you see that tough ass nigga over there?
Person 2: Yeah thats Dylan word 2 my muva

by Yobigfqttoesa May 29, 2023