Noah

not enough love on here for the nonbinary and female Noahs. you guys are awesome keep it up

"Did you see Noah? I love their style"
"I hung out with Noah last night. She's such a sweetheart"

by barelyevening November 22, 2021

Noah

Noah is a big girl magnet with a big penis and he is a rl addict

Noah has a big penis

by Wiieke December 20, 2021

noah mayer

A really nice person who loves others

Yo Preston ur nice jus like Noah mayer

by Noah pollock Mayer February 15, 2018

Noah Kingston

A "Noah Kingston" is that guy that can't talk to girls

Girl: Hey
Guy: Uhm.... bye (walks away)
Other guy: Damn he just did a Noah Kingston

by laffeman December 7, 2017

Noah

The absolute most cringe person you'll ever meet

"Have you met Noah?"
"Yea, he's so unbelievably cringe it's awful"
"I know right?"

by factman11 October 5, 2021

Noah

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah 😐

Lucifer 😧

Noah 😐

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."

Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊

Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer 😨

God 🙂

Lucifer 😨

God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah 😐

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Noah

Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noah’s are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noah’s always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noah’s are the nicest mean people you’ll ever meet.

Wow that Noah has cool things

by Nyalien February 2, 2024