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Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
by edphooey January 12, 2012
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Don’t break up

Veronica don’t break up with Furkan cause he likes u a lot. And if u do break up you’ll have 19 years of bad luck
by Some1fromspace November 1, 2019
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Mississippi bathroom break

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.
Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.
by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019
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Break kittens’ spines?

A term used to clarify that one is joking, at the end of a sentence. The sentences are usually very extreme. This phrase shows that there are no cruel intentions and that the person really means affection and love. Overly popular in scotland.
Funny joke. Break kittens’ spines often?

What do you do in your spare time, break kittens’ spines?
by Fromkaren April 11, 2019
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Breaking Bad Day

A day to celebrate the best show ever Breaking bad it happens every January 20 (the release date of the show) of the year
by AsianGangster69 August 3, 2022
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Breaking bad syndrome

The phenomenon of seeing random strangers that appear to look like breaking bad characters
The man saw someone that looked like Hank across the road, he had breaking bad syndrome
by adzo_ March 20, 2022
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break it down for you

by yye May 27, 2017
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