Child

Tommyinnit is a child

Person 1: Tommyinnit is such a child
Person 2: ikr

by CeliaSimmons_ June 30, 2021

child is clips

it’s over or done with

bitch i don’t care how gansta i am if my favorite song starts playing child is clips

by Kambambam April 15, 2024

cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3

by Child UwU November 26, 2021

scary child

fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.

Joe: "I SAW A SCARY CHILD"

Brain: "GET TO THE BUNKER THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN."

by Snappy fish October 11, 2021

Child of the Sun

An almost-sacrilegious title for someone whose presence feels divine and untouchable; a person whose warmth and light sustain you, yet whose absence leaves you in devastating shadow. Often used as a confession of reverence and love, implying they are more than human and therefore beyond your possession.

"To me, she isn’t just beautiful, she’s the Child of the Sun."

by pacibunni August 11, 2025

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 22, 2019