When you piss into an unraveled condom and tie it off, put it in the freezer, and wait 4 to 6 hours. When you return, it should be frozen. then, you invite a sister or cousin over, drug her, and stick it inside her using baby oil as lubricant.
by brody48f September 15, 2018
Get the Chilly Billy with the Willymug. its where you suck your own genitals
by jemal jackson April 23, 2008
Get the wet your williemug. A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.
Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum
Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
by An actual Big Willed Lad June 9, 2018
Get the Small Willied Manmug. headshot heashot doublekill killsteak ultra kill godlike unstoppable most damage done by willy will 18 hits 18000 damage
2 hits/135dmg knife -- Terry Shaivo
2 hits/135dmg knife -- Terry Shaivo
by willy will April 8, 2005
Get the willy p00ns the n00bsmug. During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015
Get the Willie Nelsonmug. A legendary blind Piedmont blues musician who only played twelve string guitar, considered by some to be the best blues singer and guitarist of all time. Went on to influence generations of musicians.
Guy #1: I'm listening to "Lord ,Send Me An Angel" by Jack White.
Guy #2: Yeah, have fun with that. I'll be listening to the badass original by Blind Willie McTell.
Guy #2: Yeah, have fun with that. I'll be listening to the badass original by Blind Willie McTell.
by the large seed July 17, 2016
Get the Blind Willie McTellmug. When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.
"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
Get the Japanese Wet Willymug.