Brave unicorn

Olive.

"I am a brave unicorn" - Olive.

by 4rs4ti0n January 8, 2022

Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it

"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"

by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022

bermuda unicorn triangle

When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.

UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!

You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)

by anonymous February 18, 2022

mudhole unicorn

Country girl that loves riding and playing in mud but is a one of a kind,can't be found,rare.

That girl is the one shes country and rare, no dude that girl is a mudhole unicorn.

by Mudhole Queen May 14, 2022

Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.

He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.

by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023

Non-unironically

A term used to describe the rare occasion when someone decides to drop their oh-so-ironic facade and speak from the heart. It's a moment of vulnerability that's sure to make everyone uncomfortable, so use it sparingly. It's also a great way to show people that you have emotions too, even if you're too cool to admit it. But seriously, don't overdo it - you don't want to ruin your hipster cred.

I non-unironically believe that the earth is flat and that the moon landing was faked. It's just common sense, really.

by ilivewithmymom April 29, 2023

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023