Twat Yachtsman

One who goes twat yachting on a regular basis.

Some people call themselves ladies men. Me? I'm a twat Yachtsman. I sail the vast wet oceans of pussy.

by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016

twat crumble

A crumble from your waffle.

He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.

by tsnmikush September 23, 2017

Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle

I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.

by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night May 6, 2016

twat nucket

A squanchy faced woman whos goal in life is to be a complete cunt/succubus.

My ex is a such a fucking twat nucket, she's still trying to make herself look like a helpless Sack of lying decomposing shit.

by Mr. Puppers May 6, 2021

Twat Ruffle

A girls proverbial ego or feelings as it were. Can also be used as slang.

Don't get your Twat Ruffle in a twist, I didn't mean to imply you were ignorant. Other terms related: Don't get your panties in a wad or Don't get your Panties in a twist... God that girl is such a Twat Ruffle she really gets on my nerves....

by tallen79 September 29, 2012

Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.

Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin

by kajmagician August 4, 2011

Twat Pack

A collective of public transport using, suited, wheeled bag dragging imbeciles often found clogging up public transport networks just when you need to get to work.

Had to fucking slog my way through another massive twat pack getting here sugar flaps, hope your pleased with yourself.

by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011