A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.
The turd burglar has struck again
by Turglar December 6, 2020
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by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020
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by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021
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Get the turd licker mug.Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.
Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
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What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer
by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021
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