Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.

"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."

by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019

Turd-Head

A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.

Shut the fuck up turd-head!

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

Turd nugget

Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;

Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?

by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017

Turd face

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:

“Give me back my wife you turd face!”

by Mars_:) June 23, 2022

Caity Turd

Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH

Caity turd is talans

by McFartyThePoTty December 29, 2021

Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

Turd Blossom

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.

by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020