Big ass trees

Really fucking big trees

Ima shove lots big ass trees up your ass if you don’t shut

by The real Jose October 24, 2019

The tree trunk maneuver

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”

“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”

by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021

Peach Tree Dish

A word used by Georgian senators to describe what Bill Gates' artificial hamburger meat is made in.

Man, that burger was so bad, it tasted like it was grown in a Peach Tree Dish.

by The Phantom of the Sky June 12, 2022

high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and have a computer this game is a must have!

My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 30, 2022

arbo-tree-ist

w made up this word, similar to the word which is its predecessor, arbolist.

somebody who knows about trees, derivitive perhaps from the original: arborist.

dick cheney told me i was the leader of the nation so i think i'll make up a word about trees. when one already exists.

by sherry November 6, 2004

tree fitty

3:50 a.m. or p.m.

What time is it?
The time is 3:50 in the morning.

by Chelsea February 12, 2004