touchdalight 

When someone is being real and you wanna compliment them

Wow you’re such a touchdalight

touchdalight by Socixlclimbers May 9, 2018

Kitten Toucher 

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

Kitten Toucher by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009

Cincinnati Touchdown

When you nut into a condom take it off then smack someone in the face with the condom. You yell "touchdown" throw your arms up and run off.

Hey guys look Jeff is asleep. I'm gonna Cincinnati Touchdown him.

Cincinnati Touchdown by Frankfurt The Cat December 17, 2017

Somebody touchha my spaghet 

Everyone’s fav internet meme look it up

Somebody touchha my spaghet.

Somebody touchha my spaghet by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

your mother touched me by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011

killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

killer queen has already touched that by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

a person in need of touching grass 

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

a person in need of touching grass by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021