Pie-Ride

Having sexual realtions with a lovely classy lady on her period.

Eric: "hey, you fancying a good ole shag tonight?"
Chelsea: "but im on my p-eriod"
Eric: "so I see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight"
Chelsea: "Might I suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?"
Eric: "that sounds quite lovely"

by Captain Four Strings March 2, 2011

weirdy pie

A weird but cute person

You're such a weirdy pie

by johnny boy 22 April 15, 2009

Moon Pie

The act of ejaculating into another's anus. Much like a cream pie.

I didn't want to get my girl pregnant, so I gave her a moon pie instead.

by DragonessZombii July 21, 2017

Boogie Pie

Obscure reference to any sort of snack cake (Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Cupcakes)

I'm hungry, hand me my Boogie Pie

by Love Mountain August 21, 2011

bald pie

A beautiful piece of vagina that allows you to lick, suck, flick and eat without having to floss in the process, much easier to deal with and much tastier, so much nicer than hair pie

I sure like to eat and lick bald pie

by Bald is better July 6, 2014

nooberry pie

A derivative of the term noob, meaning newbie. "witty" and self-described "leet" (read: noob) gamers use this word to try to dominate other losers in online verbal insult battles, also known as Saturday nights.

Dude you suck so much that I could beat you with a level 23 ice dragon. What a nooberry pie.

That guy is crap. What a nooberry pie.

by Ryanscott558 January 28, 2009

Eskimo Pie

When a woman gives a blowie with ice in her mouth, and after he cums on the ice, she eats it up.

"I had the best Eskimo Pie last night from Nanook!"

by Ohtobeanicki February 12, 2020