Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

Reverse Card

The Reverse Card is one of the most powerful artifacts next to the N-Word Pass, it is used by deflecting a roast or sentence like "your mom gey" and "the person above/below me is a pedophile".

Memer 1: lmao your mom gay and dad lesbian
Memer 2: *pulls out Reverse Card*
Memer 1: OOF *dies*

by dominator300 May 15, 2019

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

Red Card

A union membership card typically associated with radical socialist, anarchist, and other left-wing labor organizations, particularly with the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW).

Bands of police boarded the train, searched the passengers, and if they found red cards in their wallets, arrested them.

by firesofindustry October 28, 2020

Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.

Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.

by allley June 22, 2012

Med Card

A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.

I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018