Wet wussie

The act of holding a water drinking competition with a bartender in Australia who is a "wussie" and refuses to drink alcohol with you. If the bartender loses he has to pay for drinks for being such a boring dick and being so thoroughly unAustralian.

Rules:

Each participant sculls a schooner of water as fast as they can.

Last one to finish pays, patron or server.

"yo donnie I wet wussied that punk who served us at White Castle and he had to pay for my drinks"

Donnie- " nice one dude! That guy wouldn't even have 6 shots with us what a shit bloke"

by Fadiastheonlyone July 23, 2016

wet santa

A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.

Bro, last night I totally gave my girl a wet Santa last night.

by Jackglinky November 11, 2015

wet campus

A name given to a university when alcohol is allowed and sold on college grounds.

College parties are right next to your dorm Sonny, it's a wet campus!

by Fact_Checker January 16, 2016

wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob April 8, 2016

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii April 11, 2016

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

by Lilego November 12, 2018

wet spagett

Wet spagett is the finest of the spaggets usually in the form of ramen noodles but must be wet.

Did you try the spagett at the restaurant?

Yes I have but it does not compare to my famous wet spagett.

by Mac Daddy 420 December 10, 2018