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Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.
"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."
by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017
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monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.
Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...
by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010
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Winch Monkey

A winch monkey is the person that does the running around in off-road winch challenges, spooling out, securing the winch line, giving winch control instructions in the form of hand signals or over radio to the vehicle driver.
"I'm partnered with a good winch monkey for this competition"
by sfisk March 27, 2010
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Yeet Monkey

When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.
“I can’t believe he still did it.”

“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!
by Rockseex3 September 4, 2022
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krunker monkey

the term Krunker Monkey is what you call someone when you want to call them a faggot or the n-word, or any other slur, so you call them a Krunker Monkey
go back to where you came from you Krunker Monkey
by Xahm is sexy February 27, 2022
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Hello Monkeys

Hello Monkeys, also a greeting to the saiyans, this shows true dominance, or to the black races.
The saiyans wanted to be noticed by Frieza senpai, they did Frieza said, Hello Monkeys then blew them up.
by Brain Hatchet February 28, 2019
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Pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015
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