A term to describe someone who has very basic sexual desires, a lack of willingness to explore or branch out, and is typically dismissive or non-receptive of a partner's sexual advances.
A combination of the terms vanilla, meaning conventional and boring, and ice, meaning to ignore or be frigid. This term is unrelated to the rap artist who bears the same moniker.
A combination of the terms vanilla, meaning conventional and boring, and ice, meaning to ignore or be frigid. This term is unrelated to the rap artist who bears the same moniker.
My boyfriend turned out to be such vanilla ice. I almost never get laid anymore, and when I do, it's always the same boring shit.
by Anonymous Internet Person April 14, 2019
Get the Vanilla Icemug. by swagfag2004 November 15, 2014
Get the ice treymug. When your partner decides it is a good idea to chew a bunch of ice then give you a blowjob with a cold mouth.
by Bob Dob November 22, 2013
Get the ice blowjobmug. pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.
by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012
Get the poop icingmug. ice cleaning is when you take an ice cube and rim your partner with it, sliding it in and out, then keeping it in, then whenever he releases you have to suck on it in your mouth until it's clean again, then repeat untill its completely dissolved
by Geminitre February 2, 2004
Get the ice cleaningmug. A random phrase or conversation topic in order to alienate other parties involved in a conversation.
(the reverse of an ice breaker) usaully to in order to decrease the chances of undesirable socialisation. can include social fopar's or distasteful topics.
(the reverse of an ice breaker) usaully to in order to decrease the chances of undesirable socialisation. can include social fopar's or distasteful topics.
guy on the pull: hey dollface i just had to come over and buy you a drink, what's your poison blue eyes?
hot girl at bar: did you hear about the rape that happened down the street a few days ago, that was my incarcerated ex-lovers retarded homosexual nephew's menstruating pet cactus. *sarcasm* now how about that drink?
guy: *???!!!wtf!!!??? is wrong with this biatch i'm gonna bounce how could she drop an ice thickener like that
hot girl at bar: did you hear about the rape that happened down the street a few days ago, that was my incarcerated ex-lovers retarded homosexual nephew's menstruating pet cactus. *sarcasm* now how about that drink?
guy: *???!!!wtf!!!??? is wrong with this biatch i'm gonna bounce how could she drop an ice thickener like that
by Dan_N452 July 12, 2010
Get the ice thickenermug. the mind numbing combination of a 16+ inch bong and sour diesel. this results in complete incoherence, slippery mental tangents, and time warping - when all of what was just done is forgotten and you look up and suddenly you're in a completely new location.
Dude 1: Dude, i just sour ice'd my brain.
Dude 2: Woah man you must be pretty stoned!
Dude 1: Dude, not even 2 bowls and i was exploring atlantis.
Dude 2: Thats intense! I wish I had a sour ice machine.
Dude 1: ... *looks up* THA FUCK?!? when did you get here dude?!?
Dude 2: Woah man you must be pretty stoned!
Dude 1: Dude, not even 2 bowls and i was exploring atlantis.
Dude 2: Thats intense! I wish I had a sour ice machine.
Dude 1: ... *looks up* THA FUCK?!? when did you get here dude?!?
by sour ice machine December 6, 2011
Get the sour icemug.